Monday, December 21, 2009

Some Techy Jokes

* Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
* The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX
* Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
* Warning! Buffer overflow, close the tumbler !
* Best file compression around: "rm *.*" = 100% compression
* My new car runs at 56Kbps
* Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

and and this one's my favourite ::

for the warming up the soup quickly on the stove, do "align center"

Just apply this stylesheet:

#soup { text-align: center; } 

ha ha ha :-)

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